Five Good Things About Turtle Racing

9 Nov

they are also viewable on closed-circuit television!

NOTE: The bar where this occurred claims that the turtles are well taken care of and has rules to ensure the turtles’ safety, while at the bar.

1.) Watching turtles race makes one feel fast.

2.) Turtles don’t race smart.  Spectating also makes one feel smart.  Smart AND fast; thanks turtles.

3.) It’s okay if you blink, or even if you need to pee.  Chances are low that you will miss anything.

4.) It’s a cheap date or girls’/guys’ night out.  No cover charge.

5.) Cheering for turtles can be fun, but they don’t get offended if you do not cheer for them.


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