1.) Um, feeling the breeze between the knees is lovely.
2.) Kilts go with EVERYTHING and there are tons of accessory options.
3.) If your legs look good (and honestly, even if they look bad) nobody notices the sgian dubhs tucked into your hose. (It’s a black dagger; you use it if someone dares to mock your kilt.)
4.) Wearing a kilt in your family tartan is a demonstration of family pride. Much classier than a neon t-shirt.
5.) Chicks dig ’em.